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The Rumpus Room / Re: Introducing monkey425
« on: 27 Mar 2015, 12:52 »
She's beautiful and looks like you're doing a great job at being a dad. Congrats! My youngest is 7 and still the best thing I've ever done or have.

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I know who's taking most of the awards this year, I even bet on it one year ago. This is not a conspiracy phase I'm going through, I have solid evidence that men can have several testicles and still live a normal life. And I'm also changing my name to Isis Mike. The AGS awards ceremony is that special part of the year, just like Xmas, rich kids do get their toys while the others look at them on the TV. Ahhh, the joy!
I'll be there tomorrow to cast a dark shadow over the ceremony, see ya!

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The Rumpus Room / Re: Happy Birthday Thread!
« on: 09 Mar 2015, 12:43 »
Thanks guys, for wishing me a good testicle day (how we call it in Portugal) and for calling me an alien...a ancient alien...oh boy...
Arjon, cool pixels!

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I'll probably drop by and tell a joke or two about early XVIII century's metallurgic tendencies on door frames. 

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The Rumpus Room / Re: Happy Birthday Thread!
« on: 01 Mar 2015, 18:49 »
Happy Birthday ArjOn! Sorry for being the worst Larry tester ever!

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What? You mean some countries do not do the T.S.T method of interrogation? I learn new things everyday!

Seriously, great game concept and cool graphics, the character reminds me of karateka.

 

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General Discussion / Re: I got married today :D
« on: 24 Feb 2015, 10:28 »
What have you done to your life kid? Hey, married! WOw! Congrats! Many happy years Mr.War!

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General Discussion / Re: Where is Khris?
« on: 24 Feb 2015, 10:25 »
Ghost is fine, pretty busy with cartoon drawing. Khris is fine as well, we meet on Cyber-Church (TM) every Sunday and pray together.

We pray for your sins you dirty-minded agsers! Because you will all burn in hell! There's no place in heaven for perverted adventure games!


Testicles

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The Rumpus Room / Re: *Guess the Movie Title*
« on: 05 Feb 2015, 23:13 »
I wish people posted about sci-fi movies starring Harrison Ford except Star Wars.

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What a great chapter guys, truly funny and well executed. Good job guys!

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The Rumpus Room / Re: MONKEY424 vs THE POSSUM
« on: 28 Jan 2015, 20:26 »
Cazoooka!!!!

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The Rumpus Room / Re: MONKEY424 vs THE POSSUM
« on: 26 Jan 2015, 10:00 »
We had men living in our varanda at some point last summer, I would insult them and beat them with a long stick but they wouldn't move. My son gave them cheese and I think that's why they wouldn't move away.

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Adventure Related Talk & Chat / Re: #Parent #Gamedev
« on: 25 Jan 2015, 11:26 »
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I remember once she got so pissed off with me that she almost deleted all my work. I now live in constant fear of this and make regular backups of my work.

I'll remember this next time I leave the computer on, while going out for a quick cup co coffee.

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Adventure Related Talk & Chat / Re: #Parent #Gamedev
« on: 24 Jan 2015, 20:01 »
Wives don't get that making a sprite is not like playing around with Paint.

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Adventure Related Talk & Chat / Re: #Parent #Gamedev
« on: 23 Jan 2015, 22:25 »
Hah you got me, but at the same time I really wanted to stop that amazing work of fiction about sperm because it's not true and I wonder if people believe what I wrote! I'm galaxies away from that persona and pretty much like all the parents that wrote their daily routine. I guess that things aren't very complicated for me at the moment because my youngest kid is already 7 and much easier to take care than a couple of years ago. He has a complete set of testicles.

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Adventure Related Talk & Chat / Re: #Parent #Gamedev
« on: 23 Jan 2015, 14:36 »
Roger Wilco? Nice guy.

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By midnight I get a half hour break, I then spend about 20 minutes removing, with my swiss-army knife, sperm crust from my boots. I could leave it for the rest of my shift because I will have to do it again but there's something in the noise it makes when I walk that annoys me intensely. Pogdan, a guy that worked with me some years ago used to work barefoot. I've never talked to him.

I'm drawing a walk-cycle right now.

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Adventure Related Talk & Chat / Re: #Parent #Gamedev
« on: 23 Jan 2015, 12:18 »
The dog had his testicles removed, all 3 of them. The dog was a freak, okay? But a lovely dog, but a freaky dog.

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My day is slightly different from yours because I work at night. I am a porn theatre janitor and I do the late shifts. So I'll start my schedule at some time different:

6pm:   I wake up and turn on the TV while still in bed, zapp channels for some minutes,
              for some reason my enormous penis is always very excited when I pass by the History Channel, it makes me very uncomfortable to have
              such a huge erection when strange guys are talking about pyramids and ancient aliens;
6.18pm The only wise solution is to go straight to the shower and think of Daisy from the Dukes of Hazard.
6.30pm I will probably be checking emails and the AGS forums by now while having some muesli cereals, stupidly I'll accept collaborating in making games
       I don't have time for.
6.45pm I'm having coffee at a place next to work. 3 expressos, full cup, no sugar but sweetener;
7pm:   My shift starts. It takes me 20 minutes to dress my super protective clothes and my darth vader mask. It imitates darth's breathing. It was fun for
       5 minutes but now it just scares the hell of my co-workers and general clients. Yes, even Marty-The-Depraved-Fuck.
7.30pm I'm at the top of row 1, sit 1, with a vacuum cleaner buzzing in my head already. There's no other living being around.
       There's no boss. I've never talked to a superior in my life. I know some guys that I replace and briefly talk and that's it.
       The money is transferred every last day of the month and it never failed.
9.13pm Sometimes I feel I could just leave this place, have a coffee and go for a walk that nothing would happen. I mean, there's nobody. It's a Tuesday
       night and the place is empty. A very enthusiastic lady is having a hard time coping with a team of dudes, she makes a lot of noise. I stare emotionless.
11pm   This movie has better attendance, I counted 4 guys.

:INTERRUPTION:


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Adventure Related Talk & Chat / Re: #Parent #Gamedev
« on: 22 Jan 2015, 12:53 »
What about the guy that:
- should not be a virgin because he's almost 40, making amateur adventure games doesn't help him much;
- shares a house with younger people who mock him all time because he's a looser and he doesn't smoke dope;
- has a boring, tedious job for a boss who seems to have it all: blond milf-like wife, good car and a house with a swimming-pool, perfect kids and a dog. a perfect dog;

This guy is not a parent but the question is: doesn't he deserve a game about him?

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Adventure Related Talk & Chat / Re: #Parent #Gamedev
« on: 21 Jan 2015, 11:11 »
I am on the team? I belong somewhere? If words about this fly around the net I'll be having some guy in a dark suit knocking on my door pretty soon...
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Wait...
I here something...
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Nah, it was a fart. I can't even predict when one of my own farts is arriving destination. Only when my huge testicles defy gravity raising several centimetres inside my pants, then yes, I know I just farted.
I'm a failure.
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So, we're making a game are we?

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Adventure Related Talk & Chat / Re: #Parent #Gamedev
« on: 20 Jan 2015, 23:03 »
So non-parents are allowed but I'm not, okay. Fine.

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