Author Topic: How would you explain that..?  (Read 4209 times)

Jack

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #20 on: 09 Apr 2016, 03:30 »
Thats not dynamite. It's a candle! Happy Birthday!
Hey, why are you getting so nervous now?
The wick is burning too quickly.
Why are you running away?

Danvzare

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #21 on: 09 Apr 2016, 11:20 »
The wick is burning too quickly.
Why are you running away?

I'm running away because there's a ten foot spider behind you.
And why is there a ten foot spider behind you?

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #22 on: 09 Apr 2016, 11:29 »
Spiders are attracted to high levels of testosterone.
Sorry to touch your nose but do my fingers smell like ass?
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Jack

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #23 on: 09 Apr 2016, 12:10 »
No, but it sure is a distinctive aroma.
What have you been doing with them?

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #24 on: 09 Apr 2016, 12:33 »
After I farted in your face I checked for side-effects,
you're not upset I'm touching your lips?
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Jack

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #25 on: 09 Apr 2016, 12:40 »
No, but the spider is starting to palpate my head.
Why don't your lips move when you speak?
« Last Edit: 09 Apr 2016, 20:55 by Jack »

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #26 on: 10 Apr 2016, 10:38 »
Because that's a mannequin, I'm over here.
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Jack

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #27 on: 10 Apr 2016, 12:59 »
Because I'm seven months pregnant.
Why are you touching the mannequin like that?

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #28 on: 02 May 2016, 12:08 »
Cuz I wanna get pregnant too!
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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #29 on: 02 May 2016, 17:16 »
Because I had half a bottle of wine.
Why are your eyebrows doing that?

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #30 on: 03 May 2016, 06:55 »
I am sure, my eyebrows are fine.
But that is not wine in your hand, is it?

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #31 on: 03 May 2016, 11:33 »
Of course it's wine. I just like drinking it out of a mouthwash bottle.
Where have your eyebrows gone?

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #32 on: 03 May 2016, 18:24 »
To Greece, on vacation.
Why is your wine blue?

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #33 on: 05 May 2016, 00:04 »
Because there has been a recent loss in the wine family.
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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #34 on: 05 May 2016, 00:29 »
I wish I knew!!
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Jack

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #35 on: 05 May 2016, 01:49 »
The creator of AGS.
Why does Chris Jones want you assassinated?

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #36 on: 05 May 2016, 13:30 »
because I know too much!!
Is that a three headed monkey?

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Re: How would you explain that..?
« Reply #37 on: 06 May 2016, 13:50 »
Of course! I stole it from the 90s.
Are these dancing red dots normal, that just appeared at your forehead?